she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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