IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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