That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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