he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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