what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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