I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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