i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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