Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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