yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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