.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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