hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like a drive thru vagina
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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