Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I need a beard to bite.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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