the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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