after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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