i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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