Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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