just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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