He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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