I need help removing her.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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