You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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