i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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