Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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