Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
two words...techno handjob
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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