got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just had sex on a roof
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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