it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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