No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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