If i come over, it means nothing
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
