Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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