I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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