if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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