i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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