im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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