Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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