Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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