There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i think i just lost a toe
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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