I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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