That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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