It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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