Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he thought i was a dude.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Randomize
