Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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