please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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