There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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