then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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