I think scott just propositioned me for sex
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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