so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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