great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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