The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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