I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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