hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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