But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Randomize
