Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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