so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
This baby is an asshole
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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