Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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