You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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