we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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