Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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