Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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