So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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