Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Pooping to opera.
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