we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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