i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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